You gotta’ feel for Santa here — Sandy Claus is looking awfully fine as she scales that mountain. It’s not Santa’s fault that there’s nowhere to look that isn’t sexy.
I know it’s only May — but there are only 233 days until Christmas as of this post. When will the radio stations start playing 24-hour holiday music? When will plastic reindeer start popping out on my neighbors’ lawns? Probably sooner than I’d like.