I always see bumper stickers telling me to “Put the Christ back in Christmas.” But here’s the thing: I always do. I’m always yelling things like, “Christ! How much shit do I have to buy for these fucking relatives I don’t even like?”
Then there’s the always popular, “Christ! Why is this parking lot so fucking crowded on a Monday night?” Or, “Christ! What the hell is in this fruitcake anyway?”
Yes, Christmas is a tough time of year. Lots of stress. Lots of noise. And lots of spending … as a writer of incest comic scripts, I ain’t exactly rich.
But, if we could all receive a visit from the lovely Sandy Clause during the holiday season? That would make it all worthwhile.
Anyway, here is the next page of Dirty Nike’s Saving Christmas. I think the Grinch is about to receive a Christmas miracle.