Think it’s easy being one of Santa’s reindeer? You gotta’ fly around the world in one night, tugging behind you a fat bastard. What’s so great about that job description?
It’s only fair, then, that Rudolph gets a little loving from Sandy Claus. The red-nosed one did save Christmas, after all, even after all those asshole reindeer mocked his red nose.
You all know the moral of Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer, right? It’s OK to make fun of someone for being different until that person can help you out. Then you’d better kiss his or her ass.