Sandy. Cindy. It’s an easy mistake to make. So don’t blame Santa. It’s not like he’s thinking about his daughter as he … well, maybe he is.
Anyway, the world’s newest holiday classic, Saving Christmas, is nearing its end, folks. I imagine a future where families gather on Christmas Eve to share the heart-warming tale of how Sandy Clause saves the holiday and teaches the Grinch the true meaning of Christmas, that a good fuck makes everything better.